It's official: your cat's keyboard-hacking skills are on par with those of a seasoned cybernetic organism.
Our team of expert analysts (okay, it's just Whiskers the cat) have analyzed your cat's typing patterns and determined that they're not just random keyboard mashing.
Our feline computational analysis reveals:
- 99.9% of your cat's keystrokes are dedicated to typing "whisker bashes" (we're talking about those random, furious key-presses that somehow always seem to type out gibberish).
- 3.14% of your cat's keystrokes are dedicated to "cat-astrophically" important tasks like ordering catnip and tuna online.
- 1.9% of your cat's keystrokes are dedicated to "feline frenzied" productivity, where they frantically press keys to create an illusion of productivity (but really, they're just waiting for the cheese to drop).
Our Recommendations
We recommend that you:
- Install a cat-distract system to prevent further feline-related keyboard damage.
- Purchase a Feline Protective Gear kit to safeguard against cat-astrophic typing incidents.